February 2012
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I can't figure out exactly why, but isn't it...
except for socks?
Lies
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FALSE. I have seen one of each under construction in the past year. But now I want Burger King…
I've pretty much spent most of the day watching...
Not gonna lie, the one and only reason I would want to be a female is so that I would be able to be a female elite gymnast. I can’t fucking wait until the Olympics.
I always get surprised when I hear one of them talk for the first time because they’re all so fucking muscular and powerful and then they always end up having like sweet, bubbly and sincerely kind voices. Shit be cray...
Saying 'sex' in school →
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Kindergarten:
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Depending on context, my reaction could always be the middle school reaction.
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Am I the only person who does this?
I have a water bottle that’s less than half-full that I’ve been flipping around for weeks now. I seriously do it like every day. Sometimes without even thinking about it… I guess it’s just another weird quirk I have. I love to flip and spin half-empty water bottles in the air.
Maybe this weird quirk I have will be something that could help me meet The Wizard....
I seriously need to sleep.
But if I go to sleep this early, my sleep schedule with probably be fucked again.
So fucking tired and depressed.
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
I hate it when I'm eating something crunchy and I... →
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Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Just went to Chuck E. Cheese for the first time...
My mom better be happy with one grandchild because I sure as fuck am not going to give her one. (minus the obvious reason)
I don’t get why their pizza has such a bad rep. I quite liked it. Maybe they got a new recipe, I don’t know.
One of the guys working there was like really cute.
That is all.
