i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes


People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

Graham Norton pranks Emma Stone (x)